Wahoobidahey?
The world is filled with mystery, with things that don't make sense. There's how they get the caramilk into a Caramilk Bar. There's those people who walk up to you and ask you during a luggage sale, "When is your luggage going to 95% off?" And then there are the manufacturers of handbags, who were either on crack or a very excruciating diet when they created what I affectionately call the Truffle Handbag.
Why? Because it's small, it's long and round, and it's chocolate brown with pink trimmings. It seriously resembles a giant truffle with handles. Gaudy design aside, every time I look at it, I am filled with the urge to go eat something. I wonder if this will join the Akins Diet-Friendly trend that many restaurants are jumping on. Certainly you won't gain a lot of weight as you try to tear a piece off and chew it, but I cannot help but envision the Truffle Handbag bearing the warning:
Eating this handbag can be hazardous to your health.
Oh well, in this day and age we have chainsaws with the written caveat
Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with hands or genitals, so perhaps the Trufflebag one isn't such a farfetched idea after all.
Though I like the designer's other idea for a similar line of handbag that's just arrived at our store. Handbags with a letter of the alphabet stitched onto them are always popular. Funny how right now, we have handbags and matching wallets sporting the letters S&M, and no others.
Quote of the Day: "Didst thou just tell thy husband to go fucketh himself off? How rude!"
posted by Phillip at 8:26 PM
